A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, “Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are coming!” and I smiled.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling”, and I had to grin.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick Did the Trick”, and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
“Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident”… I just lost it.”
The judge slams his mallet down case dismissed
15 February 2009
Joke - Pregnant Lady
21 March 2008
08 March 2008
07 March 2008
Divine Truth : which i realised today!
Its really funny ..but today i realized that I never see a mistake before i Press "Publish Post" button.. LOL
12 February 2008
Mumbai : MNS Rage Reached Corporate (view large)
The Fire spreading in Mumbai for the Past three days hasd reached Mumbai's Corporate sector too.. Today Employess of a popular DotCom Company ransacked another fellow worker desk and trashed him badly. The victim Ajay Mishra (Pronounced as Misra) says, he still loves Mumbai and Maharashtrains and will change his Surname to a maharashtrain surname (eg. Mohile) if needed
26 January 2008
Create Multitouch Display using Wiimote
Today while digging around on the web I found a Super Cool Video on "How To Create Multitouch using Wiimote " i enjoyed watching it .. So here i go embedding it here:
How to Create Levels : Assasinator Game by Games2win
Let me just brief you on what Assasinator Game is.. It’s a fairly simple Game where you will see some enemies (Ninjas – Green/Blue) placed all over the Screen with some obstacles such a wall which will act as a Bouncer .. a Fir ball which will just burn our Weapon.. or an Ink Bottle which nothing but a Bonus element. OK..Thats all.. no Big scientific things… We just have to smartly Draw a line with the Given Amount of Ink and Kill max number of Ninjas placed all over. Sounds Simple ? yeh I know it is…
A run through on all Key Areas of the Game :
Game URL : http://www.games2win.com/en/action/action_assassinator.asp
User Created Levels
Create your Own Level
Lets quickly move to “Create your Own Level”
Remember 2 key points : 1. you Create your own Level and 2 .then you save it by playing it once.
Step 1 : Press “Create your Own Level”
This will take you to a screen which will display All game Elements which you will need while creating your level.. and what you can do with it.
[NOTE: you can skip this phase and directly move to Level Designing mode by clicking on Skip Button .. ]
Step 2 : Drag and Drop the element on the stage .. Keep in mind that the Assasinator (In Black) will attach from Left to the Right with a Killer Weapon..Now I guess its time to get a bit creative.. place all the enemies in such a way that one can Kill all of them but for that they have to really think smartly..
If you ask me how I would do it .. then I’ll say.. Firstly I will place all the elements .. the ninjas ..the wall .. Ink bottle and the Killer Element “The Homicide missile” and then “Play ” it once… I might come back to the reshuffle some elements to make it more interesting… once done.. I’ll just try my best and Save the Level… yeh!! With a catchy name :) after all I want people to play and enjoy..
Step 3 : Send this level to a friend and ask them to compete with you..
Well that’s all… your Level is Up and Live for the Junta to play and Enjoy.
PS : you need to be an Registered Games2win user to save level.
FAQs :
1. Can i create as many levels i want?
Yes! We would love to see you doing that..
2. What is the Maximum number of Ninjas I can place ?
5 of each – Blue and Green
3. Can i send this level to a friend?
Yes..you can do it by clicking “Send this level to a friend”
4 . How can I see if people are playing my Level?
Hmmm.. no stats page tho.. but yes you can checkout by clicking “user Created Levels” button and see
5 . I want to delete my level, how can I ?
Well.. currently we done have that feature. But why do you want your level to be deleted .we love all of them :)
6 . What does that Rocket launcher does exactly ?
It’s a Homicide missile.. basically it attacks the nearest enemy which is not dead.. Tip : use this Homicide missile to kill those enemies which are hard to reach by the thrown weapon..sounds great..OK give me a cent for this smartest Tip .. LOL
If you face any problem and wish to say "great JOB" please mail using Feedback Page : http://www.games2win.com/corporate/feedback.asp or you can leave a Comment below too.
Thats all for now.
Signing off
Martin Selva
29 December 2007
23 December 2007
What i am up to!!
Some Good thingz!!
- Working on OpenSocial Platform with Google/Orkut [well .. our NDA is done now.. so i can speak/blog on it.]
So tomorrow if you see my name on some Application don't be surprised ..:)
- Started a Blog on Orkut - OpenSocial platform. Thanks to Eka.. for pushing me.
- I moved to Games2win.com. Resigned Contests2win on 1st dec. 2007.
- Developed Application for Facebook and OpenSocial.(Finallly)
- A Biker's trip to IGATPURI - Had LoADS of FUN... and Clicked some awesome pics
Some BADS!! :(
- Canceled my Trip to Jammu [my 10 days trip :( ]
- Was not able to attend initRIA and Web2.0 conference in Bangalore [big loss]
- Learn't for my accountant that i have to pay TAX of 1 lack before this accounting year ends.. :( After paying such a huge amount.. WTF we get in return.......... NOTHING.
- I LOST MY CELL PHONE :( above it i dont have a Backup of my Contacts too. :( Double bad. And it all happened coz my negligence.. So i will not buy a Phone which will cost more thn 3k : this might be the best selfpunishment to lose a phone like N91 :(
Thatz all for now. Sunday, 23rd December 07
20 November 2007
Why We May Think - A small post worth reading once
When I was young, I thought the point of the body was to protect the brain. Now I realize it's the other way around. The brain exists to protect the body.
There are two kinds of animals - those who move and those who don't.
Animals who don't move count on a stable and predictable environment and replicate like crazy to compete for scarce resources, and to outlast environmental changes.
Animals who do move have to adapt to ever-changing environments, and therefore need a central nervous system.
We call the first set of animals "plants."
If you move, your environment changes a lot, which means you need a nervous system to detect and respond to those changes. So, your brain exists to protect your body as it moves, and it does this by constantly trying to predict the environment around it.
Stop predicting, and you may as well be a plant, except unlike that plant you haven't cloned yourself a million times. You were counting on one shot at reproduction with sexual mutation to make up for one million shots with random mutation...and you lose.
So, keep moving, and be alert.
URL : http://www.startupboy.com
11 November 2007
Om Shanti Om - Love'd It
OM SHANTI OM - A total Filmy Movie... I enjoyed the movie more then anything.. whistling.. and doin thoze SRK's moves.. u see OSO and u'll get what i am pointing to.. Hmmmm!! Deepika Padukone.... hehey... After Kajol.. Its Deepika Padukone on my FAV list. guess it was mid 2003 while working on a Campaign i got hold of Deepika Padukone's pic ( believe me it was a High Res. picture.. looking at i just got bowled over her..eyes..) Since that day i just followed her print and online campaign of her.. and found her to be one of the beautiful, Smart and Cute person..(hmm.. is that cute and smart messing up.. ? :) ) and a Subject ..every photographer will love to capture. Back to OM SHANTI OM - if you are planning to watch OSO.. i suggestion.. please don't leave once the move is done.. wait for the Credits Screen.. it worth seeing ... The way its Done is JUST COOOL! and FUNNY!!
28 October 2007
Eye Poppin.
Well!! Aarthy.. managed to click some awesome macro shtz ..
This is what she says on .. "It is sort of obvious that I have a thing with eyes...so many emotions can be conveyed through them. :) These are the photos, where it is truely about the eyes.
err, loads of my own, because i am usually on my own.."
HitWiththeChicks : : Hotmail’s new viral by us!!
Anyways if u wish to chkout the Viral .. then its here : http://www.media2win.com/virals/Rash_bikers_go_head_to_head.html
Enjoy
Hutch is now Vodafone!!
Hutch is now Vodafone..
Well we all know about it... But whtz the thought behind is .."Kutta phir bhee Kutta he rahai gaa"
Jokes apart .. HUTCH..oppzz Vodafone ..networks sucks big time... I wish someday they workout more on the infrastructure rather then wasting money on Ad. net works.
18 October 2007
What is politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics, Dad?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I am the head of the
family, so call me the President. Your mother is the administrator of the
money, so we will call her the Government. We are here to take care of your
needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will call her the
Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think
about that and see if it makes sense."
So, the little boy goes of to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later
that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes
to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake
her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the
keyhole and finds his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes
back to bed.
The next morning the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about."
The little boy replies "The President is screwing the Working Class while
the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future
is in Deep Shit."